Doncaster Rovers 5 Southend United 1 (agg. 5-1).

I didn't go to the match, I just listened to the radio commentary. We now meet Leeds United in the playoff final at Wembley next Sunday.

Will north London be ready for the Yorkshire invasion though?

I was checking the telephone directory yesterday and noticed that someone was listed with the same surname and initials as me, apparently living in a different part of the borough, but with the same address as me.

Or...maybe BT has made a mistake and listed me twice - but whose is the other number though?

I've had no symptoms of hayfever so far this year. this is very unusual, if not exceptional, for me; most years I would have been suffering for quite a few weeks by now. Maybe the viral asthma which I had at the beginning of the year might have cured me, or disensitised me in some way.

The other day I was sitting on the swing which hangs from the oak tree in my garden when one of the cables snapped and I fell, landing quite hard onto the concrete patio. I was alright, but my tailbone still hurts a bit, even now.

If fly fishing is fishing with flies as bait; why isn't fly tipping, tipping with flies?