Had a short visit from my brother; the computers at the library are offline and he needed to kill thirty minutes before catching the bus.Handed him the print- outs of comments of Thurnscoe forum for our parents to read (he still lives with parents).

BODY LANGUAGE

Speaking on the phone
She wasn't sure whether
He'd breathed merely a colon
Or extended her a full-stop.

GULF

"Mummy, put the light on,
It's too dark in here:
I want to be born today-
My horoscope says so."

Managed to establish link between this blog and my postings on the Doncaster forum; so I'm beginning to establish an online personality/identity.

Nothing much planned for today; should have been visiting parents in Thurnscoe, but they've got other commitments. Anyhow, looking forward to third test (cricket) starting tomorrow.

PROOFREADING

The man receives a letter
The man is blind.

The blind man opens his letter
He cannot close his ears.

VISITING HOURS

The crack
In the plaster
A few inches longer
Than this time
Last week.