A friend from Scunthorpe visited me today; the visit had already been arranged a couple of weeks ago and so didn't come as a surprise. It's always nice to have visitors though.
BLEEDING HEART
The letter which
She held to her bosom
Was sharper than
She'd imagined
And incorrectly
Addressed.
FORECAST
Today it is snowing:
The postman will only
Bring white envelopes.
