After my recent posting of my favourite places in the county of Yorkshire as a whole, I thought I might as well draw up a new, local list.

1...Thorne Moors: A totally unique environment in England; extensive raised lowland peat bogs covered in dense vegetation. On a hot summer day you could easily imagine that you're in Africa.

2...Hooton Pagnell: Spectacularly situated preserved seventeenth century estate village. Mediaeval defensive gatehouse, church carillon and expansive views of The Pennines.

3...Sprotborough: Attractive lock, weir and nature reserve; situated in the Don Gorge.

4...The pleasant countryside in the extreme west of the borough, stretching along the magnesium limestone ridge.

HATLESS (or ABOVE ILKLEY)

We finished our picnic,
Read the graffiti
On the Cow and Calf rocks
And talked to an old man;
"Nothing up there
But sheep, and sheep
Following sheep."
He said.

I watched a video last night; it was set in Glasgow and all the characters spoke using a broad Glaswegian dialect. I could only understand about a third of what was being said; it really should have been subtitled.

Personally, when I speak I use something approximating to Standard English delivered in a Yorkshire accent; although I do tend to slip into dialect when visiting my parents.

Of course, all my blog entries and poetry are written in Standard English, with a few slight clarifications and modifications for an international readership.

THE CUSTOMER

His only companion, a pint glass
Swapping idle conversation
With the barmaid's hand.

His only reminiscence, a rich flavour
Tasted on silent lips
When conversation's gift is lost.

His only compensation, a shared experience
Among the chatter of his fellows
As drinks' last orders are announced.