Academic and practical courses I've completed since leaving school:

The Management and Organisation of Community Groups

Community Radio Association management Course

B-TEC Performing Arts

Introduction to Counselling

Community Boat Crew Certificate

Marine Radio Operator's Licence

I'm still unemployed/unemployable though.
What am I consistently doing wrong?

EXPERIMEMTAL PEACE

Buy one get
One free kick
Off the cuff.

Half-time
And time again.

Goal orientated
The showboat
To China sinks.

Not a lot really.

I've had a short poem (haiku) published in a quite prestigious magazine. Of course, the poem itself was written many months ago though.

I managed to persuade my landlord of the necessity of completing the Housing Benefit form on time.

Just a few minutes ago I replaced a lightbulb.

That's all.

INSOMNIA

Somewhere
where
sheep
sleep
out of
sight.

PRIDE

If you wear a thimble
When you're darning
Your master's socks
No needle points
Will prick you.