Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

I recently bought some quorn burgers because they were cheap. When I tried to eat one it was disgusting though, even after cooking it was still as hard and dry as when it was frozen...covering it with baked beans didn't help either. I hate having to throw food away and waste money; but I had no choice - I couldn't eat them.

Childhood Christmas presents I can remember.

board games
Matchbox cars (and a looping track to run them along)
Scalectrix
Lego
chemistry set
table top horse racing set - very cumbersome to set up and operate
blow football
Spirograph
Etch-A-Sketch (I think that's what it was called)
Stylophone