Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

An Air Conditioning System...Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioner out of windows.

Blow Dryer...Warning: Do Not Use While Sleeping.

Rowenta Iron...Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

McDonald's Coffee...Warning: Contents may be hot.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton...On bottom side; 'Keep Upright.'

Sainbury's Mineral Water...Suitable for vegetarians.

Batman Costume...Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Various Computers...Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.

Toilet Plunger...Caution: Do not use near power lines (is this possibly a U.S. term for household power cables?)

Christmas Lights...Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Fire Extinguisher...Caution: Non-Flammable.

Mattress...Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Is this safe sex advice?)

Since yesterday my computer has been infested with pop-ups from online casino sites...I'm not even the least bit interested in gambling so this is especially annoying. It was so bad this morning that I totally lost any control whatsoever. I've only managed to successfully get online again by accessing the internet via MSN Messenger.

My friend should be able to purge my computer of the problem; but it might be a few days until he can get around to doing it. It's my first major problem in the seven months I've been online, so I can't really complain, can I?