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Obesity Blackspots.

by lee954 @ 31 Aug. 2006 - 17:49:34

The BBC website has published a list of towns with the highest incidence of obesity and the neighbouring town of Barnsley is included.

This doesn't surprise me. Barnsley is a poor town with a legacy of poor health due to its mining/industrial heritage - like the rest of the towns on the list.

When you're poor you don't have easy access to cheap, nutritional food; or the appropriate sporting/exercise facilities, you can't eat healthily and live a healthy lifestyle. Additionally...what about the ex-miner (a coalface ripper for example) who needed to consume over six thousand calories a day just so that he could do his job; when they closed the pit was he supposed to start eating salads?

By the way; I've just checked my own details, and at 6 ft. 2 ins. tall and weighing just over seventeen stones I'm classed as obese myself.

According to the chart my ideal weight should be between eleven and thirteen stones...what a joke - if I were to lose six stone in weight I'd be bloody malnourished!


 
 

Strange Laws In Wisconsin

by lee954 @ 31 Aug. 2006 - 09:44:36

Because people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.

Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter.

At one time, margarine was illegal.

State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.

While all cheese making requires a licence, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's licence.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.

It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.

Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.

More funny signs/labels/headlines.

by lee954 @ 31 Aug. 2006 - 06:48:04

The elevator must know.

Hot Walter, Cold Walter.

Pakistani troops beat off militants.

Ruck suck 3045 Yen.

This cute mild curry uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster.

Strange auctions recently appearing on eBay.

by lee954 @ 30 Aug. 2006 - 18:17:09

Siamese twin duckling

mixture of farts in a bottle

fish tank made from embalming machine

Solar System on toast

bar brawl teeth

advertise on my prosthetic leg

carpet from Nixon Watergate office break-in

dirt from inside Dracula's castle

the devil in my pancake

saxophone haunted with ghost of Bleakbeard, the pirate

penny with silhouette of Christ

bad luck in a jar

name a urinal

A list of adjectives that are actually U.S. placenames.

by lee954 @ 30 Aug. 2006 - 15:41:50

Eclectic
Carefree
Strong
Hasty
Blunt
Cool
Hardy
Frostproof
Normal
Oblong
Fickle
Diagonal
Busy
Ordinary
Waterproof
Boring
Gay
Fertile
Savage
Basic
Askew
Chunky
Peculiar
Useful
Concrete
Drab
Ideal
Defeated
Difficult
Static
Happy
Humble
Uncertain
Junior
Odd
Quick

An A-Z of Chocolate Trivia.

by lee954 @ 30 Aug. 2006 - 14:51:26

A to Z of Chocolate Trivia

Alfred Hitchcock used chocolate syrup as blood in the shower scene in ‘Psycho’

Bourneville was established as a model suburb in C19th Birmingham by Cadburys

Chocolate’s scientific name, Theobroma Cacao means “food of the Gods”

Dogs can find chocolate lethal

Endorphins, which reduce pain, are released by the brain when eating chocolate

First chocolate house reputedly opened in London in 1657

German Chocolate Cake is named after Sam German of Dallas, Texas

Husks in chocolate could help fight tooth decay claim researchers in Osaka, Japan

Italian researchers claim women who eat chocolate enjoy better sex lives than those who don’t

Juliette Binoche starred in the film ‘Chocolat’

Kuna, a Pacific island, drink five cups of cocoa each day and have low blood pressure

Love drug serotonin production is stimulated by chocolate

Milk chocolate was not invented until 1875 by Daniel Peter of Switzerland

Nineteenth century English chocolate was adulterated with Venetian lead

On average 10kg of chocolate are consumed per person in the UK every year

Procyanidin in chocolate reduces the chances of blood clots

Queen Victoria sent specially made chocolate bars to soldiers fighting in the Boer War as a New Year’s greeting

Real vanilla is only used in fine chocolate. Most household brands use artificial vanilla

Stains caused by chocolate are the hardest to remove. The best solution is detergent and water

Thirty four degrees centigrade. Chocolate melts at just below the temperature of the mouth

UK consumption of chocolate exceeds half a million tons a year

Vitamins A1, B1, B2, D and E can be found in chocolate

West Africa produces most of the world’s cacao beans

Xochiquetzel, the Aztec goddess of fertility associated with chocolate

Z… there is nothing beginning with Z.

Seven Reasons For Visiting Greenland

by lee954 @ 30 Aug. 2006 - 09:25:02

Greenland is one of the areas of the world I'd like to visit. Other places on my list are Iceland, Antarctica, Patagonia, Kamchatka and Siberia.

No crowd. (On the area of double Great Britain, France and Germany only 56 000 people live. As you can imagine, it isn't very crowded. If you explore inland it's possible you don't meet anyone for a couple of days.
WorldGuide: Greenland

No heat. The warmest month in Greenland, July, has an average temperature of only 5C. Moreover, there's very dry air so you don't sweat. Sometimes it's a bit cold but it's much better to wear additional jumper than to sweat, isn't it?
WorldGuide: Greenland

No diseases. The climate is severe not only for people but also for bacteria - that's why there's no diseases you can catch in tropics. But if - in spite of this - you are ill, you can visit a doctor immediately. Health care in Greenland is free for everyone.
WorldGuide: Greenland

No worries. Greenlanders are friendly and they live without any rush - especially in summertime when the sun never sets. They can be late several hours without getting nervous. And, what's important, they are really far from global politics.
WorldGuide: Greenland

No social problems. (Although Greenlanders think they have a lot of social problems - they don't. They like alcohol but usually if they run out of money, they just stop drinking. And Greenland is the only country in the world where real (closed) jails don't exist.
WorldGuide: Greenland

No traffic jams. There's no roads between towns (boats and helicopters are more useful) and, although Greenlanders from towns like cars and taxis, in villages they prefer walking. There are only 45 cars for every 1000 people and 4 traffic lights in the whole country.
WorldGuide: Greenland

Dogs. There's 30 000 dogs in Greenland - one for every two persons. Greenlandic sledge dogs are not pets but in their own, special way they're friendly - and useful in wintertime. More recommendation is not necessary for these who like dogs!
WorldGuide: Greenland

Unusual Names Of London Underground Stations.

by lee954 @ 30 Aug. 2006 - 07:19:13

All Saints
Angel
Arsenal
Bank
Barbican
Blackfriars
Burnt Oak
Canada Water
Canary Wharf
Custom House
Cutty Sark for Maritime Greenwich
Cyprus
East India
Elephant & Castle
Embankment
Gallions Reach
Heron Quays
King George V
Manor House
Mansion House
Marble Arch
Monument
Mudchute
New Cross
Oval
Pontoon Dock
Poplar
Prince Regent
Royal Albert
Royal Oak
Royal Victoria
Seven Sisters
Shepherd's Bush
Swiss Cottage
Temple
Tower Gateway

Some more interesting and unusual word origins.

by lee954 @ 29 Aug. 2006 - 18:54:04

alcohol - Arabic for 'antimony' (used as eye make-up.)

assassin - Arabic for 'someone addicted to marijuana.'

avocado - South American indigenous word for 'testicle.'

biscuit - French for 'twice baked.'

cretin - originally meant 'Christian' in Old French.

derive - from Latin 'de rivus', 'from a stream.'

genuine - from a Latin phrase meaning 'placed on the knees.'

gift - from the Old English word for 'wedding.'

humour - originally meant 'liquid' in Latin.

lobster - from the Latin word for 'locust.'

money - from the Latin 'moneta' meaning 'warning.'

muscle - from the Latin for 'little mouse.'

office - originally meant 'church service.'

orange - Sanskrit for 'fatal indigestion for elephants.'

pavilion - Latin for 'butterfly.'

pay - from the Latin for 'peace.'

spill - the Old English meaning was 'to destroy.'

Utopia - Greek for 'nowhere.'

vinegar - from the Latin for 'sour wine.'

walk - originally meant to 'roll' in Old English.

whiskey - Gaelic for 'water of life.'

worm - meant 'dragon' in Old English.

Strange Laws In Utah.

by lee954 @ 29 Aug. 2006 - 18:00:30

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.

Descriptions of five bizarre products.

by lee954 @ 29 Aug. 2006 - 17:14:32

Eat Alternative Human Flesh, for the cannibal in you

Hufu is a tofu-based product that is meant to resemble, as realistically as possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. It is touted as a "human flesh alternative" for "cannibals who want to quit", as well as a product for anthropology students studying cannibalism.

Mark Nuckols, the creator, said "I think that a lot of the pleasure of eating the Hufu product, is imagining you're eating human flesh. For that moment, you can join the fraternity of cannibalism... If you really want to come as close as possible to the experience of cannabalism, Hufu is your best option."

Pun a Urinal with Advertising on your store

The Interactive Urine Communicator is an advertising device invented by bio-engineer Richard Deutsch for the Islip, New York company Wizmark. The 3.5 inch screen is placed in a urinal to promote products or services.

"Now when nature calls, there is going to be something entertaining to look at and listen to."
Features of the advertising include:

Flashing lights that are activated by physical presence, or actual urination
A lenticular image that changes depending on viewpoint
A 16-second pre-recorded audio message

Make and improve your own Cola Drink

The world's first open-source beverage, OpenCola, is a brand of cola unique in that the instructions for making it are freely available and modifiable.

Anybody can make the drink, and anyone can modify and improve on the recipe as long as they, too, license their recipe under the GNU General Public License.

Read your newspaper on your Electronic Toilet

The modern toilet in Japan, commonly known in Japanese as Washlet is likely the most advanced type of toilet worldwide, showing a dazzling array of features.

It includes many features, such as blow dryer, seat heating, massage options, water jet adjustments, automatic lid opening, flushing after use, wireless control panels, heating and air conditioning for the room. These features can be accessed by a control panel that is either attached to one side of the seat or on a wall nearby.

Here, have a Gay Drink

Gay Fuel is an energy drink marketed towards the gay community. Some refer to it as a 'graphite smoothie'.

Gay Fuel is similar to Red Bull, except the liquid is dyed bright pink. Its makers claim Gay Fuel contains a blend of sexual stimulant herbs and immune system boosters. The can is silver with several rainbow stripes.

Amazing Coincidences

by lee954 @ 29 Aug. 2006 - 09:35:56

Mark Twain was born on the day of the appearance of Halley's Comet in 1835, and died on the day of its next appearance in 1910. He himself predicted this in 1909, when he said: "I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it."

Oregon's Columbian newspaper announced the winning Pick 4 lottery numbers for June 28, 2000 in advance. The newspaper had intended to print the previous set of winning numbers but erroneously printed those for the state of Virginia, namely 6-8-5-5. In the next Oregon lottery, those same numbers were drawn.

In 1979, the German magazine - Das Besteran - ran a writing competition. Readers sent in unusual stories, but they had to be based on true incidents. The winner, Walter Kellner of Munich, had his story published . He wrote about a time when he was flying a Cessna 421 between Sardinia and Sicily. He encountered engine trouble at sea, landed in the water, spent some time in an emergency dinghy and was then rescued. This story was spotted by an Austrian, also named Walter Kellner, who said that the German Kellner had plagiarized the story. The Austrian Kellner said that he had flown a Cessna 421 over the same sea, experienced engine trouble and was forced to land in Sardinia. It was essentially the same story, with a slightly different ending. The magazine checked both stories, and both turned out to be true, even though they were nearly identical.

Morgan Robertson's 1898 novella Futility had many parallels with the RMS Titanic disaster; the book concerned a fictional state-of-the-art ocean liner called Titan, which (like the Titanic) eventually collides with an iceberg on a calm April night whilst en route to New York, with many dying because of the lack of lifeboats. Various other details in the book coincide with the Titanic disaster. Later, she wrote a book, Beyond the Spectrum, that described a future war fought with aircraft that carried "sun bombs". Incredibly powerful, one bomb could destroy a city, erupting in a flash of light that blinds all who look at it. The war begins in December, started by the Japanese with a sneak attack on Hawaii.

Death calls twice

On July 28th 1900, the King of Italy Umberto I was having dinner in a restaurant in the city of Monza. It turned out later that the restaurant's owner looked identical to the king. The restaurant owner's name was Umberto, his wife's name was the same as the queen's and the restaurant was opened on the same date as the king's inauguration. The Restaurant-owner Umberto was shot dead the next day. So was King Umberto.

Claude Volbonne killed Baron Rodemire de Tarazone of France in 1872. 21 years earlier, the Baron's father had been murdered by somebody else called Claude Volbonne.

On February 13, 1746, a Frenchman, Jean Marie Dubarry, was executed for the murder of his father. Precisely 100 years later, on February 13, 1846, another Frenchman, also named Jean Marie Dubarry, was executed - for the murder of his father.

On the 26th November, 1911, three men were hanged at Greenberry Hill in London after being convicted of the murder of Sir Edmund Berry. Their names were Green, Berry and Hill.

Just in Time

The British actor Anthony Hopkins [who shot to fame as Hannibal Lecter] was delighted to hear that he had landed a leading role in a film based on the book The Girl From Petrovka by George Feifer. A few days after signing the contract, Hopkins travelled to London to buy a copy of the book. He tried several bookshops, but there wasn't one to be had. Waiting at Leicester Square underground for his train home, he noticed a book apparently discarded on a bench. Incredibly, it was The Girl From Petrovka. That in itself would have been coincidence enough but in fact it was merely the beginning of an extraordinary chain of events. Two years later, in the middle of filming in Vienna, Hopkins was visited by George Feifer, the author. Feifer mentioned that he did not have a copy of his own book. He had lent the last one - containing his own annotations - to a friend who had lost it somewhere in London. With mounting astonishment, Hopkins handed Feifer the book he had found. 'Is this the one?' he asked, 'with the notes scribbled in the margins?' It was the same book.

As the inhabitants of Ruthwell, Dumfriesshire, were watching a scene in the film Around the World in 80 Days, where a hot air balloon was about to take off, their TV sets went off due to a power cut. Nearby, power lines had been damaged. A hot air balloon had crashed into them.

Hernán Cortés' arrival in Mexico in 1519 coincided with the year in the Mayan Calendar when it was predicted that the pale-faced man-god Quetzalcoatl would return to reclaim the city of Tenochtitlán. The Aztecs therefore assumed Cortés to be the legendary man-god, which assisted him in capturing the city and thence Mexico.

Lightning strikes back

A British officer, Major Summerford, while fighting in the fields of Flanders in February 1918 was knocked off his horse by a flash of lightning and paralyzed from the waist down. Summerford retired and moved to Vancouver. One day in 1924, as he fished alongside a river, lightning hit the tree he was sitting under and paralyzed his right side. Two years later Summerford was sufficiently recovered that he was able to take walks in a local park. He was walking there one summer day in 1930 when a lightning bolt smashed into him, permanently paralyzing him. He died two years later. But lightning sought him out one last time. Four years later, during a storm, lightning struck a cemetery and destroyed a tombstone. The deceased buried here? Major Summerford.

In 1899 a bolt of lightning killed a man as he stood in his backyard in Taranto, Italy.
Thirty years later his son was killed in the same way and in the same place.
On October 8, 1949, Rolla Primarda, the grandson of the first victim and the son of the second, became the third.

D-Day: The Normandy invasion

The date of the invasion June 6,1944 {6644} reflects the first great invasion associated with Normandy in 1066
In the first Invasion in 1066 Roger de Montgomery commanded portions of William the Conquerors Forces.
In the second Invasion 1944 Bernard Montgomery commanded portions of Eisenhower's Forces.
German General Rommel -Montgomery's adversary in an earlier Campaign in N. Africa Commits suicide on October 14, 1944 {101444}
The Battle of Hastings took place on October 14 {101466}
Eisenhower's Birthday was October 14 {101490}
The first Norman invasion initiated the first major immigration of Jews into Britain.
The second Norman invasion initiated the chain of events that returned the Jews to Israel

A. Lincoln and J.F. Kennedy

Life

Both presidents had 7 letters in their last name.
Both were over 6' feet tall.
Both men studied law.
Both seemed to have lazy eye muscles, which would sometimes cause one to deviate.
Both suffered from genetic diseases. It is suspected that Lincoln had Marfan's disease, and Kennedy suffered from Addison's disease.
Both served in the military. Lincoln was a scout captain in the Black Hawk War, and Kennedy served as a navy lieutenant in World War II.
Both were boat captains. Lincoln was a skipper for the Talisman, a Mississippi River boat, and Kennedy was skipper of the PT 109.
Both had no fear of their mortality and disdained bodyguards.
Both often stated how easy it would be to shoot the president. Lincoln supposedly said, "If somebody wants to take my life, there is nothing I can do to prevent it." Kennedy supposedly said "If somebody wants to shoot me from a window with a rifle, nobody can stop it." Note that both these quotes are each 16 words long.

Death

Both presidents were shot in the head, on a Friday.
Both were seated beside their wives when shot. Neither Mrs. Lincoln nor Mrs. Kennedy was injured. Both wives held the bullet-torn heads of their husbands.
In each case, the man was injured but not fatally. Major Henry Rathbone was slashed by a knife, and Governor John Connolly was shot.
Lincoln sat in Box 7 at Ford's Theatre. Kennedy rode in car 7 in the Dallas motorcade.
Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Ford product, a Lincoln limousine.
Mrs. Kennedy insisted that her husband's funeral mirror Lincoln's as closely as possible.

The Assassins

Both assassins used three names: John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald. (It should be noted that Lee Harvey Oswald was known as just Lee Oswald prior to the assassination.)
There are 15 letters in each assassin's name.
Both assassins struck when in their mid-twenties. Booth was born in 1838, and Oswald was born in 1939.
Each assassin lacked a strong father figure in his life. Booth's father died when he was 13 years old, and Oswald's father died before he was born.
Each assassin had two brothers whose careers he coveted. Booth's two brothers were more successful actors and Oswald envied his brothers' military lives.
Both assassins were privates in the military. Booth was a private in the Virginia Militia, and Oswald was a private in the Marine Corps.
Both assassins were born in the south.
Both assassins were known sympathizers to enemies of the United States. Booth supported the Confederacy and Oswald was a Marxist.
Both assassins often used aliases. Booth frequently used "J. Wilkes" and Oswald used the name "Alek J. Hidell."
Booth shot Lincoln at a theatre and was cornered in a warehouse. Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and was cornered in a theatre.
Each assassin was detained by an officer named Baker. Lt. Luther B. Baker was leader of the cavalry patrol which trapped Booth at Garrett's Barn. Officer Marion L. Baker, a Dallas motorcycle patrolman, briefly detained Oswald on the second floor of the School Book Depository until he learned that he worked there.
Both assassins were killed with a single shot from a Colt revolver.
Both assassins were shot in a blaze of light-Booth after the barn was set afire, and Oswald in the form of television cameras.

Family and Friends

Both presidents were named after their grandfathers.
Both were born second children.
Both married while in their thirties. Lincoln married at 33 and Kennedy married at 36.
Both married dark-haired, twenty-four-year-old women.
Both wives died around the age of 64. Mary Todd Lincoln died in 1882 at age 63 years and 215 days, and Jackie Kennedy died in 1994 at age 64 years 295 days.
Both wives were known for their high fashion in clothes.
Both wives renovated the White House after many years of neglect.
Each couple had four children, two of whom died before becoming a teen.
Each couple lost a son while in the White House. Willie Lincoln died at age 12 in 1862, and Kennedy's son Patrick died two days after his birth in 1963.

Politics

Both presidents were elected to the House of Representatives in '46.
Both were runners-up for the party's nomination for vice-president in '56.
Both were elected to the presidency in '60.

Vice-Presidents

Southern Democrats named Johnson succeeded both Lincoln and Kennedy (Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Andrew Johnson was born in 1808, and Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908.
There are six letters in each Johnson's first name.
Both Johnsons served in the military. Andrew was a brigadier general in the Civil War and Lyndon was a commander in the U.S. Navy during WW2.
Both Johnsons were former southern senators.
Both Johnsons had urethral stones, the only presidents to have them.
Both Johnsons chose not to run for reelection in '68.

Five Facts About Wakefield.

by lee954 @ 29 Aug. 2006 - 06:28:29

Wakefield was the county town of the West Riding of Yorkshire.

The song, 'Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush' is about Wakefield Jail.

The song, 'The Grand Old Duke of York', is about the Battle of Wakefield during the Wars of the Roses.

Robin Hood was supposedly born near Wakefield.

Wakefield is the rhubard capital of England.

Ten strange, but true, scientific facts.

by lee954 @ 28 Aug. 2006 - 16:20:18

You can Hypnotize Chickens

A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken.

If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds to 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line.

You can have an erection once dead

A death erection (sometimes referred to as "angel lust") is a post-mortem erection which occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-down – the cadaver remaining in this position. During life, the pumping of blood by the heart ensures a relatively even distribution around the blood vessels of the human body. Once this mechanism has ended, only the force of gravity acts upon the blood. As with any mass, the blood settles at the lowest point of the body and causes edema or swelling to occur; the discoloration caused by this is called lividity.

Your hand can have a life of its own

Alien hand syndrome (or Dr. Strangelove syndrome) is an unusual neurological disorder in which one of the sufferer's hands seems to take on a life of its own.

AHS is best documented in cases where a person has had the two hemispheres of their brain surgically separated, a procedure sometimes used to relieve the symptoms of extreme cases of epilepsy. It also occurs in some cases after other brain surgery, strokes, or infections.

Don't laugh too much, it can kill you

Fatal hilarity is death as a result of laughter. In the third century B.C. the Greek philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after seeing a donkey eating figs.
On 24 March 1975 Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King's Lynn, England, literally died laughing while watching an episode of The Goodies. According to his wife, who was a witness, Mitchell was unable to stop laughing whilst watching a sketch in the episode "Kung Fu Kapers" in which Tim Brooke-Taylor, dressed as a kilted Scotsman, used a set of bagpipes to defend himself from a psychopathic black pudding in a demonstration of the Scottish martial art of "Hoots-Toot-ochaye". After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments so pleasant.

A weapon could make you Gay

Gay bomb is an informal name for a potential non-lethal chemical weapon, which a U.S. Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.

In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour".

It's true, men can breastfeed

The phenomenon of male lactation in humans has become more common in recent years due to the use of medications that stimulate a human male's mammary glands.

Male lactation is most commonly caused by hormonal treatments given to men suffering from prostate cancer. It is also possible for males (and females) to induce lactation through constant massage and simulated 'sucking' of the nipple over a long period of time (months).

Bart Simpson's Tomacco (half tomato, half tobacco) was possible

A tomacco is originally a fictional hybrid fruit that is half tomato and half tobacco, from the 1999 episode "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" of The Simpsons; the method used to create the tomacco in the episode is fictional.

The tomacco became real when it was allegedly produced in 2003. Inspired by The Simpsons, Rob Baur of Lake Oswego, Oregon successfully grafted a tomato plant onto the roots of a tobacco plant, which was possible because both plants come from the same family.

It's OK to have a third nipple

A supernumerary nipple (also known as a third nipple) is an additional nipple occurring in mammals including humans. Often mistaken for moles, supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 2% in females, less in males. The nipples appear along the two vertical "milk lines" which start in the armpit on each side, run down through the typical nipples and end at the groin. They are classified into eight levels of completeness from a simple patch of hair to a milk-bearing breast in miniature.

You can die on the toilet

There are many toilet-related injuries and some toilet-related deaths throughout history and in urban legends.

In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet.

George II of Great Britain died on the toilet on 25 October 1760 from an aortic dissection. According to Horace Walpole's memoirs, King George "rose as usual at six, and drank his chocolate; for all his actions were invariably methodic. A quarter after seven he went into a little closet. His German valet de chambre in waiting heard a noise, and running in, found the King dead on the floor."

Picking one's nose and eating it might be healthy

Mucophagy (literally mucus-eating, also referred as picking one's nose and eating it) is the consumption of the nasal mucus, boogers, and other detritus obtained from nose-picking.

Some research suggests that mucophagy may be a natural and even healthy activity, which exposes the digestive system to bacteria accumulated in the mucus, thereby helping to strengthen the immune system.

Bank Holiday Bus Services

by lee954 @ 28 Aug. 2006 - 15:09:49

I've just spent nearly an hour waiting for a bus to take me back into town, where I live. Of course it's a Bank Holiday and therefore a limited service.

It might be a Sunday service.
It might be a limited Sunday service.
It might be a limited weekday service.
It might be a limited Saturday service, or even a regular Saturday service.

How the Hell am I supposed to know; I'm only a passenger?

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I did managed to pick up a couple of bargains at the frozen food shop though; four tuna steaks for 30p and 30 mini fish cakes also for 30p - both boxes are damaged.

Most difficult to use household items and appliances.

by lee954 @ 28 Aug. 2006 - 06:35:44

According to a User Vision survey in 2005.

Video recorder
Child car seats
Digital TV systems
Digital cameras
Washing machines
Dishwashers
Tin openers
Difficult-to-open packaging
Adhesive tape - finding the end of the roll
Pushchairs
Digital alarm clocks
Central heating systems
Microwave cookers

More strange signs and notices.

by lee954 @ 27 Aug. 2006 - 13:08:43

Without knowing the context, these are really bizarre.

Do not place radioactive animals in the cooler.

Gently hitting the kidney will help to shake out sediment.

Humped zebra crossing.

Special TV microwave computer.

Danger: watch your hands and fingers.

For restrooms, go back toward your behind.

Strange Laws In Tennessee

by lee954 @ 27 Aug. 2006 - 11:00:22

You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Fad Diets.

by lee954 @ 27 Aug. 2006 - 09:35:26

I'm not sure how genuine or practical some of these actually are - I just found them on someone's personal website. I've not researched the details.

cabbage soup diet
negative calorie diet [I don't believe the authenticity of this one at all]
zone diet
South Beach diet
blood type diet
sugar busters diet
grapefruit diet
the caveman diet

I've never been on a diet: I suppose I try and keep an eye on my weight because I'm a bit concerned about my unhealthy eating habits though.

Funny mistakes made by students learning English.

by lee954 @ 27 Aug. 2006 - 08:19:42

Do you like this food?
I made it from scratching!

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I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.

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Do you like your coffee cremated?

* * * * *

Tomorrow I will go to a wine and cheese cutting party.

* * * * *

Every morning I have some toast
and a big glass of flute juice.

* * * * *
Did you have breakfast?

Yes. Now it is in my backpack.

* * * * *

My friends visited last night and
we served a nice pig dinner.

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My favorite food is crap cakes.

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My mother is usually already
cooked one or two hours before dinner.

* * * * *

A good lice cooker can keep your
lice warm and eatable for two days.

* * * * *

My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!

* * * * *

I think that if there is a beautiful waitress in one restaurant and a normal one in the second, and they both taste the same, most people will visit the first one.

* * * * *

Would you like a potato wedgie?

* * * * *

I usually worm up my food before I eat it.

* * * * *

My stomach is so crowded.
I ate ten or twenty Buffalo wigs.

* * * * *

Would you like some?
No thanks. I just ate some chickens.

* * * * *

It took twenty minutes for the waiter
to take my odour.

* * * * *

When my roommates ate my cook,
they pretended it was delicious.

At my time of life.

by lee954 @ 27 Aug. 2006 - 06:44:27

I'm now 44 years old. These are the average ages of various groups of people.

Members of Parliament 51
Newly married men (first time) 31
Newly divorced men (first time) 42
Prisoners admitted to Florida jails 31
People starting attending Quaker meetings 34
Age of retirement for men 62

Is this the best resignation letter ever written?

by lee954 @ 26 Aug. 2006 - 17:49:51

Following is a supposed letter of resignation from an employee at a computer company, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! I do hope it is genuine...it's very funny and effective though.

Dear Mr. Smith,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day,

Cecelia

Top Twenty Ways Of Hinting To A Man That His Flies Are Down.

by lee954 @ 26 Aug. 2006 - 09:26:20

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

1. Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis.

Some Unusual Local Traditions Around The World

by lee954 @ 26 Aug. 2006 - 06:56:44

Wassailing Of The Apple Orchard - Carhampton, Somerset.

Rattlesnake Rodeo - Alabama, USA

Piqua Underwear Festival - Ohio, USA

Festival Of Fisher's Ghost - Campbelltown, Australia

Frozen Dead Guy Day - Nederland, Colorado, USA

Mud Pig Day - Virginia, USA

The Weighing Of The Mayor - High Wycombe

Conger Cuddling Festival - Lyme Regis

Family Fortunes Answers

by lee954 @ 25 Aug. 2006 - 23:35:09

An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."

A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."

A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."

A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."

An animal with horns: "A bee..."

A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."

Something made of wool: "A sheep.."

Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.."

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."

An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."

Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."

A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."

A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.."

A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.."
(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")

Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."

Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.."

A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."

A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.."

A measurement of liquid: "Paint.."

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.."

A famous Dick: "Carrot.."

A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.."

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.."

Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.."

A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.."

A yellow fruit: "Orange.."

An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.."

Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.."

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.."

Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands.."

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.."

A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.."

Something you beat: "An apple.."

Something associated with rain: "Water.."

An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.."

Something you make into a ball: "Eggs.."

A game that uses a black ball: "Darts.."

A popular TV soap: "Dove.."

Other than 'carrier', a type of bag: "Horse.."

Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."

Something a Frenchman would say Answer: "On Garde.."

A fast animal: "A hippo.."

Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."

Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.."

A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."

Something that has a shell: "Batman.."

Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."

Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."

Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."

A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."

A sign of the Zodiac: "April.."

An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy.."

A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."

An animal with big ears: "A bear.."

Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.."

A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.."

Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.."

A part of your body you only have one of: "Your big toe.."

Something you pull: "A potato.."

An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.."

A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.."

A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."

A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."

Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title: "The Generation Game.."

A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."

Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."

Something with a red light on it: "a Dalek.."

Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.."

A food than can easily