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Musical history according to U.S. schoolchildren.

by lee954 @ 08 Aug. 2006 - 16:20:57

1. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

2. Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better
not try to sing.

3. A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

4. John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.

5. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.

6. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was
calling him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven expired in
1827 and later died from this.

7. Henry Purcell is a well known composer few people have ever heard of.

8. Aaron Copland is one of your most famous contemporary composers. It is
unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do not live until they are dead.

9. An opera is a song of bigly size.

10. In the last scene of Pagliacci, Canio stabs Nedda who is the one he
really loves. Pretty soon Silvio also gets stabbed, and they all live
happily ever after.


 
 

Strange laws in Minnesota.

by lee954 @ 08 Aug. 2006 - 12:47:40

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

Citizens may not enter the state with a chicken on their head.

All bathtubs must have feet.

Some Rude British Placenames.

by lee954 @ 08 Aug. 2006 - 08:37:08

Cocks
Minge Lane
Bell End
Twatt
Back Passage
Slag Lane
Fanny Hands Lane
Cockshoot Close
Fanny Avenue
Lickfold
Rimswell
Spanker Lane
Upper Twatt
Grope Cunt Lane (Renamed 'Magpie Lane')

America's Most Unusual Jobs.

by lee954 @ 08 Aug. 2006 - 05:05:35

Most unusual jobs submitted to a survey.

Actor for a haunted house.

Lifeguard at a nudist beach.

Military role player (playing role of Iraqi civilians)

Phone psychic

Telemarketer for a cemetery

Artificial inseminator at a zoo.


 
 

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