Some of them are very specific:

Green Bay - toilet paper
Sheboygan - bratwurst
Eagle River - snowmobile
Mercer - loon
Monroe - Swiss cheese
Somerset - inner tube
Bloomer - skipping rope
Mt. Horeb - Troll
Wausau - ginseng

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.

2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they
have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the
tiger starves last.

4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you
had better let him lead.

5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap,
always leave room for the mouse.

6. The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

7. Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

8. Wailer's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't
have to do it himself.

9. Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed.

10. Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work
in the past tense.

Please, no conversation, no saliva.

Lettuce in Pain

Unit automatically becomes becomes portable when carried.

Very Suspicious Supermarket

Sauteed happy family

Sino-Soviet Union People's Blood Condensed Friendship Pavilion

Don't make skies fall down.

Crap fork.

The Listening To The Sound Of Pain Pavilion

Please confirm your car is licked.

No cycling and ski-bite. No kicking of balls.

If you would like to join us, rubbish would never be homeless.

Mole restroom

Engine Room Is Serious Place.

Complicated Cake

Beware of valuables. Do not scream.

This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after pissing or shitting.

Retarded Flights Restaurant

Butt stop

This may be used for keeping sundries and vomit.

Main curse

Rice bugger

Poisonous & Evil Rubbish

Crap meat

Car rectal

Luggage disembowel

For keeping the toilet clean and tidy, please dump at the dust bin.

Unclear powerplant

Pathetic Health Club