Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration Day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

These are my favourites - some of them are very strange.

1933 In Video Gaming

Attack Of The Fifty Foot Hitler

Bacon Armageddon

Brick Monster

Chocolate Bar And The Moon

Cow Cuddling

Extreme Accounting

Fish Repairs

Grand United Theory Of Delivered Pizza

Great Pony Famine

Laser Soup

List Of Jellyfish Who Have Stung Famous People

List Of People Who Have Died With Tortoises On Their Heads

Magic Bananas

Mathematical Calculation In Cake

Paper - The Fat-free Chocolate

Proper Punctuation Of Words Describing Pokemon Transsexual Acts

The Turnip Wars

Yak Combing

All these examples are by students learning English as a foreign language.

I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

* * * * *

I really believe our wedding will last until we die.

* * * * *

What does it mean:
"I would like to propose to some toast?

* * * * *

If he is really the best man,
why isn't she marrying him instead?

* * * * *

The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.

* * * * *

He was so nervous, he suddenly started
to paint in front of everybody!

* * * * *

He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.

* * * * *

I think she is really glad she got marinated.

When I type 'Doncaster' into the search engine I get a large selection of videos.

These are some of the main subjects:

Doncaster Vespa Scooter Rally
Model Boat Mayhem
Doncaster Railway Station
Doncaster Racecourse
Doncaster Museum
Hotels in Doncaster
Doncaster Rowing Club