Posts archive for: 19 August, 2006
  • Young children's answers to questions about science.

    Question: What is one horsepower?
    Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

    You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came.

    The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

    When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

    When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

    Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

    Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.

    South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.

    Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

    Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.

    A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

    There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

    There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the centre of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days.

    Lime is a green-tasting rock.

    Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

    Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.

    Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

    Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

    We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

    To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

    Clouds are high flying fogs.

  • Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

    1) You can GET chocolate.

    2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

    3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

    4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

    5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

    6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

    7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

    8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

    9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

    10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

    11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

    12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

    13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

    14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

    15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

    16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

    17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

    18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

    19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

    20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.

  • Origins of the names of European countries.

    ALBANIA - White or mountain. In Albanian the country is called 'Shqiperia' - land of the eagle.

    AUSTRIA - 'Eastern Kingdom'.

    BELGIUM - from the name of the Belgae, a Celtic tribe. Belgae could mean either 'bag or womb' or else 'bright'.

    BOSNIA AND HERZOGOVINA - Bosnia is named after the River Bosna. Herzogovina is a variant of the German word for 'dukedom'.

    BRITAIN - the Celtic word for 'painted'. The earliest inhabitants painted their bodies with woad.

    BULGARIA - ultimately from the Germanic word for 'castle'.

    CROATIA - possibly derived from a Sarmatian word for herdsman or cowboy.

    DENMARK - flat border lands.

    ESTONIA - Eastern land.

    FAEROE ISLANDS - sheep islands.

    FRANCE - land of free men.

    GERMANY - unknown.

    GREECE - land where people settled.

    HUNGARY - people of the ten arrows.

    ICELAND - land of ice.

    IRELAND - fertile place.

    ITALY - land of the bull.

    LATVIA - unknown.

    LIECHTENSTEIN - light stone.

    LITHUANIA - littoral.

    LUXEMBOURG - small castle.

    MACEDONIA - named after the semi-mythical founder of the country.

    MALTA - refuge.

    MOLDOVA - dust,mud.

    MONACO - himself alone.

    NETHERLANDS - lowlands.

    POLAND - land of open fields.

    PORTUGAL - Port of Cale (origin of Cale unknown.)

    ROMANIA - Roman realm.

    SAN MARINO - Saint Marino

    SERBIA - ally/friend.

    MONTENEGRO - black mountain.

    SLOVAKIA - land of the slaves.

    SLOVENIA - land of the slaves.

    SPAIN - isle of hyraxes.

    SWEDEN - people of your own kin.

    RUSSIA - rowing.

    SWITZERLAND - swamp land.

    UKRAINE - border country.

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