Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

Fat Bastard

Scraping The Barrel

Cardinal Zin

The Unpronounceable Grape

Eye Of The Toad

Cat's Pee On A Gooseberry Bush

The Dog's Bollocks

Goats Do Roam

Festival Of Clowns

Two Toads

Old Git

Love My Goat

Old Tart

Rude Boy

George Best

Van der Table

Hair Of The Dingo

Flying Pig

Smoking Parrot

Frog's Piss

Cleavage Creek

Lazy Lizard

Amstrad - Alan Michael Sugar Trading

Asda - Associated Dairies

Aldi - Albrecht (name of founders) & discount

Corel - Coupland Research Laboratory

Esso - enunciation of the initials S.O. (Standard Oil)

Fiat - Fabbrica Italiana Autimobili Torino

LEGO _ portmanteau of Danish words 'leg godt' which mean 'play well'

Pepsi - named after the digestive enzyme, pepsin

Volvo - Latin for 'I roll'