Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
-Robert Orben
I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done.
I just like the dough.
- Sharon Stone
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
- Unknown
Truths are first clouds; then rain, then harvest and food
- Henry Ward Beecher
Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night
instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done.
- Jim Rohn
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
-Woody Allen
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal
probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.
- Robert Orben
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,
you might better stay home.
- James Michener
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs,
but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
-Gracie Allen
Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like
and let the food fight it out inside.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is,
but it's critical to know what it was.
- Unknown
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
It's a whole different way of thinking.
- Elaine Boosler
Watermelon --it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.
-Enrico Caruso
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick age 10 Advice from Kids
Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy.
And, cooking done with care is an act of love
- Craig Clairborne
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food
- Russian proverb
Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.
- Andy Rooney
I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds.
By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
-Erma Bombeck
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like,
and do what you'd rather not.
- Mark Twain
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
- Charles De Gaulle
Vengeance is a dish that can be eaten colld.
- James Payn In Market Overt (1895)
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full,
I say, are you going to drink that?
- Lisa Claymen
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
- Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate:
Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate,
white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
- Unknown
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills.
Know what happened? I ate faster.
-Joe E. Lewis
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
- Patrick Skene Catling
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious,
a beneficent restorer of exhausted power.
it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
- Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) German chemist
Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it.
- P. J. O'Rourke
