Posts archive for: 11 September, 2006
  • Unusual Accidents.

    Figures published by the Department of Health reveal a huge range of unusual accidents, which put people in hospital in England in 2004. Here is just a small sample. Odd accidents affect one million people.

    1) Two people were admitted after being in contact with venomous spiders. Both stayed in hospital for five days.

    2) Twenty two people suffered from exposure to ignition or melting of nightwear, most of them men.

    3) 1,481 people, most of them children, were injured by hot drinks. Most of the children required an overnight stay in hospital.

    4) Two people needed five days of treatment after contact with centipedes or venomous millipedes.

    5) 15 people were admitted after contact with a marine animal. On average they needed an average of two days in hospital.

    6) Four people had an average of two days' treatment after exposure to vibrations.

    7) 1,839 people fell out of trees. No surprises that 80% of the injuries were to children.

    8) 4,533 people fell when using ice-skates, skis, roller-skates or skateboards. 57% of them were under 15.

    9) One boy needed an overnight stay after being "bitten or struck" by an alligator. (By comparison, 3,508 people were bitten or struck by dogs.)

    10) One child was admitted to hospital after "prolonged stay in a weightless environment". He or she did not stay overnight. There are no further details about who this person was or how they had come to need treatment

  • Witticisms of condemned men.

    1. GEORGE APPEL (electrocuted in 1928)

    As he was being strapped into the electric chair Appel quipped, 'Well, folks, you'll soon see a baked Appel.'

    2. JESSE WALTER BISHOP (gassed in 1979)

    The last man to die in Nevada's gas chamber, Bishop's final words were, 'I've always wanted to try everything once . . . Let's go!'

    3. GUY CLARK (hanged in 1832)

    On the way to the gallows the sheriff told Clark to speed up the pace. Clark replied, 'Nothing will happen until I get there.'

    4. JAMES DONALD FRENCH (electrocuted in 1966)

    Turning to a newsman on his way to the electric chair, French helpfully suggested, 'I have a terrific headline for you in the morning. "French Fries".'

    5. ROBERT ALTON HARRIS (gassed in 1992)

    The last person to die in the gas chamber at San Quentin, Harris issued a final statement through the prison warden that stated, 'You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper.' The quote was inspired by a line from the film Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

    6. WILLIAM PALMER (hanged in 1856)

    As he stepped onto the gallows Palmer looked at the trapdoor and exclaimed, 'Are you sure it's safe?'

    7. SIR WALTER RALEIGH (beheaded in 1618)

    Feeling the edge of the axe soon to be used on him, Raleigh said, ''Tis a sharp remedy but a sure one for all ills.'

    8. JAMES W. RODGERS (shot in 1960)

    Asked if he had a last request, Rodgers stated, 'Why yes - a bulletproof vest.'

    9. FREDERICK CHARLES WOOD (electrocuted in 1963)
    Sitting down in the electric chair Wood said, 'Gentlemen, you are about to see the effects of electricity upon wood.'

  • I'm a proud Yorkshireman, but...

    ...there are some aspects of Yorkshire culture that don't appeal to me.

    licorice
    rhubarb
    black pudding
    beer
    pigeon racing
    angling
    greyhound racing
    horse racing
    rugby league
    brass bands
    male voice choirs

    There are many things I do enjoy and admire about the county though.

    parkin
    Yorkshire pudding
    Wensleydale cheese with apple pie
    fish and chips
    the honesty and friendliness of the people
    the beautiful countryside
    the industrial, architectural and cultural heritage
    the City of York

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