Between two evils, I always choose the one I never tried before.
- - Mae West
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
- - Eva Gabor
Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.
- - Ava Gardner
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am the Fred Astaire of karate.
- -Jean-Claude Van Damme
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
- - Muhammad Ali
There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.
- - Pat Boone
I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed.
- - Robert Frost
I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.
- - -Candice Bergen, 1984
I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll.
- - Elton John
I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure.
- - Michael Flatley
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
- - Linda Evangelista, 1997
