Posts archive for: 8 September, 2006
  • Funny mistranslated menu items.

    Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China

    Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong

    Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo

    French fried ships - Cairo

    Garlic Coffee - Europe

    Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe

    Boiled Frogfish - Europe

    Sweat from the trolley - Europe

    Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China

    Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong

    Roasted duck let loose - Poland

    Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland

    Fried friendship - Nepal

    Strawberry crap - Japan

    Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam

    Toes with butter and jam - Bali

    French Creeps - L.A.

    Fried fishermen - Japan

    Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan

  • Fads of the 1970s.

    Trans Am automobiles
    A muscle car that became popular after the movie 'Smokey & the Bandit' which starred Burt Reynolds and Sally Field.

    Star Wars action figures
    After the popular Star Wars movies there was a cult following with many fans who couldn't get enough of their favorite characters. Many youths started collecting action figures of Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and more.

    Earth Shoes
    Earth Shoes were designed to promote a natural and healthier way of walking. Wearing the shoes would result in a better posture and help with back pain and breathing.

    8-Track Tape Player
    Developed as a car accessory to give drivers an alternate to listening to radio stations so they could listen to their own song selections. Motorola manufactured the first players, which were installed in Ford automobiles. Many record companies were quick to put many of their artists on the new format, but by the mid 1970's, most record labels had stopped producing music in 8-Track tape format because the quality was not good and they were bulky and inconvenient. Cassette tapes and vinyl records replaced 8-Tracks by the late 1970's.

    String Art
    Considered to be pop art, this fad was a challenge. You could choose from a variety of unassembled kits ranging from ships to animals. The kits included a board (often covered in black velvet), nails, and enough string that had to be wound around the nails as instructed. They took many hours to complete and could be hung on the wall as a conversation piece.

    Streakers
    People started the craze of taking off all their clothes and running across the field at major sporting events. A streaker ran across the stage of the Oscars in 1973 while it was being broadcast live on TV. There was even a 1970's song written about streakers called "The Streaker". Streaking was popular for only a couple years and soon faded, probably because people were being arrested for streaking.

    Sayings
    Do Your Own Thing!: - Be yourself! Do what you want to do. "I got a few acres out in the country where I can do my own thing".
    Laid Back: - Someone relaxed, easygoing. A place that's cool. "I've been to the commune, it's real laid back."
    Dig It : - To understand. "Dig it?" To like something. "I really dig the Monkees."
    If it feels good ...do it: - Don't be inhibited, explore what life has in store for you

    Wizzers
    They looked like a top and you could roll the tip across the floor to get just the tip spinning and then set it down and watch it go.

    Pet Rocks
    More than a million people bought Pet Rocks as Christmas gifts in 1975. Gary Dahl, of Los Gatos, California, had the idea while joking with friends about his easy-to-care-for pet, a rock. This pet ate nothing and didn't bark or chew the furniture. Pet Rocks were sold with a funny manual that included tips on how to handle an excited rock and how to teach it tricks. By 1976, Gary Dahl was a millionaire and Pet Rocks were the nation's favorite pet.

    Mopeds
    In 1974, the United States was in the midst of a national fuel crisis due to the OPEC oil embargo. Travelers were forced to wait in lines for hours just to get a tank of gas. Most cars to that point were not very fuel-efficient and people looked for a new method of transportation, which could allow them to travel efficiently and reasonably.

    The moped, which was half bicycle / half motorcycle had existed for years in Europe but had not made it to the United States, in part because of safety restrictions implemented by the Department of Transportation. In 1972, Serge Seguin of France wrote his Masters thesis on the European moped. After receiving two mopeds and a small amount of money from a company called Motobecane, Seguin traveled throughout the United States promoting the vehicle. After lobbying Congress on its fuel efficiency benefits, Seguin was able to get more than 30 states to devise a specific vehicle classification for the bikes.

    The bikes had very small engines and often could not exceed 40 miles per hours. What they could do, however, was run for up to 220 miles on one tank of fuel. Because of the problems caused by the aforementioned energy crisis, mopeds caught on like wildfire, with more than 250,000 people in the United States owning one in 1977.

    The video game
    revolution began with Pong in 1972, which spawned Atari (1978) and those little hand-held football games.

    Disco Music
    Saturday Night Fever (John Travolta), ABBA, Donna Summer, The Village People, Dance Fever, Bee Gees.

    Acupuncture
    Found by President Nixon in 1971 on a trip to Mainland China. He returned home and brought with him a new acceptance of many things Chinese - including approaches to medicine. Its proponents believe that an imbalance in the body's tch'i (energy), the result of illness or injury, can be adjusted by inserting needles into certain strategic acupuncture points. There are over 900 of these points. Many have claimed that acupuncture works when no other type of medical treatment or procedure seems to do the trick. Also has been used to control diet and as an anesthetic.

    EST Therapy
    When feeling insecure or unhappy with your life, people would have others just verbally abuse and degrade them until you felt worthless. Then they would be rebuilt and reborn as a useful member of society. Basic tenets of EST is (Erhard Seminars Training), a therapy developed by an encyclopedia salesman named Warner Erhard. His first training sessions were held in a small apartment, soon to take place in the conference rooms of expensive hotels.

    Glass Eating
    Glass was not safe around Tim Rossovich, an all-pro linebacker for the Philadelphia Eagles. Rossovich liked to show the public how tough he was by eating beer mugs and light bulbs. As an undergrad at the University of Southern California, Rossovich was infamous for pulling crazy stunts. But it wasn't until his pro career was underway that his strangest stunt received media coverage. He amazed spectators with his ability to snack on glass without killing himself. Then a sophomore at Harvard University decided to challenge his prowess by munching a light bulb himself. Soon, other students were following suit. But Harvard authorities quickly terminated the budding trend, and the fun was over.

    Rocky Horror Picture Show
    For well over 25 years, fans have flocked to midnight screenings of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The original movie came out in 1973 as a British musical. It was then turned into a motion picture, which was released around the time of the dying our glam rock scene. Then, it was to be screened "only" at midnight, later the decision turned out to be a stroke of genius. Midnight movie going had become popular among young film buffs and turned the movie into an instant cult classic.

    Cork Pop Guns
    When you would shoot it, the cork would pop out and hit your assailant.

    Dashboard Hula Girls
    A small hula girl doll that attached to your car dashboard and danced when the car moved.Made popular by California surfers.

    Happy Days - The "Fonz"
    A hit tv show about life in the 1950’s. Fonzie was a James Dean type ultra cool guy who rode a motorcycle and could always get a date.

    Mexican Jumping Beans
    Beans that jump around.

  • More funny personal ads and marketing literature .

    A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

    For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

    Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

    Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

    Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

    We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

    For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

    For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

    Great Dames for sale.

    Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

    Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

    Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

    Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

    If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

    Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

    The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

    Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

    Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

    Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

    Stock up and save. Limit: one.

    We build bodies that last a lifetime.

    Man, honest. Will take anything.

    UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

    Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

    Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

    Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

    Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

    3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

    Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

    Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

    Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

    And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

    We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

    50% Off Our Rockers!

    Tyres Slashed 30%!

  • No way!

    There is no way I'm ever going to fly - not after what I've observed today.

    I went with my brother to walk around the perimeter of the airport (Doncaster/Sheffield Robin Hood International Airport to give it its full title) and got some close-up views of aeroplanes taking off; three large jets, one light aircraft and two Chinook helicopters (which might have been military.)

    Unfortunately we didn't get to see any aircraft land; whenever they were landing we were out of sight of the runway - usually in a wood.

    The reason I never want to fly? The steep angle of ascent (about 45 degrees) and the tight 180 degree turn during the ascent....no way am I wanting to experience that.

    The airport is situated out in a rural area and there are no flightpath restrictions as far as I could ascertain - it must be even worse at some of these closed in mountain airports.

    Until today I thought I'd missed out on something not ever having flown; now I know better. We all live and learn.

  • Good News!

    Today has been brilliant so far; two items of good news!

    Firstly, my interview was successful - I've got the job, well...that's not exactly true - they've actually offered me a different post to the one I applied for, but to be honest I think I prefer this one anyhow: I'm due to start in a couple of weeks' time.

    My second piece of good news is that I've received an appointment from the orthopedic and trauma department at the hospital informing me that I've an appointment for October 13th. - it's just an initial assessment though, to ascertain how bad my cartilage trouble is and what course of treatment would be appropriate.

    Can things get any better today? Probably not; I've just turned on the cricket commentary and England will most likely lose.

  • Dull men's club.

    Titles of some of the reports featured on this site that I recently found; The Dull Men's Club.

    Airport luggage carrousel report from Bergen.

    Camcording disused railway lines.

    Allotment shed photography.

    Watching a wasp queen building her nest.

    History of folding chairs.

    Webcam of a bus-stop in the Algarve.

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