Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

The aches and pains have gone but my fever remains. I don't mind it when it's just the fever though, so I've been doing a bit of gardening this morning; mainly tidying up (in particular sweeping up the hundreds of acorns which have fallen from my oak tree - I have to keep the path to the wheelie bin clear because when I step on them they start to roll and it's worse than when it's icy underfoot.)

A palindrome is a word, phrase, verse, or sentence that reads the same backward or forward. Taking a normal word like "browse" and typing "browse swobr" doesn't count because it doesn't make any sense. It has to be a valid sentence to be a true palindrome.

1. Naomi, sex at noon taxes. I moan.

2. Never odd or even.

3. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

4. Madam, I'm Adam.

5. Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

6. Sit on Otis.

7. Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog!

8. Too Hot to Hoot

9. Was it a bat I saw?

10. Some men interpret nine memos.

11. Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron.

12. Lee had a heel.

13. I saw desserts; I'd no lemons; alas, no melon. Distressed was I.

14. I was now won, saw I

15. God met I, NIN item dog

16. Bob

17. Saippuakauppias

18. Mom

19. Dad

20. Hannah

21. Otto

22. So many dynamos

23. Enid and Edna dine

24. "Reviled did I live," said I, as evil I did deliver

25. Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

26. 10/02/2001

27. Pam loots a stool map

28. Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

29. Abba

30. 10/11/01

31. Radar

32. Kayak

33. Nurses run

34. Rotator

35. Live was i ere i saw evil

36. Yo banana boy

37. "Not for Cecil?" asks Alice Crofton.

38. Now do I repay a period won.

39. Selim's tired; no wonder, it's Miles.

40. He was as a saw, eh?

41. Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?

42. "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.

43. 10/22/01

44. Able was I, ere, I saw Elba

45. Level

46. Toot

47. Did

48. Redivider

49. Word row

50. Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.

51. Wo, Nemo, toss a lasso to me now!

52. Ten animals slam in a net

53. Go dog

54. Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.

55. Did I, debating, Nita dating, Nita bed? I did.

56. Tons forever of snot!

57. Natasha lived as a devil. Ah, Satan!

58. Devil lived

59. To rococo rot

60. Rise to vote, sir

61. Redder

62. Stats

63. Aibohphobia (tongue-in-cheek word for fear of palindromes)

64. Noon

65. Boob

66. Wow

67. Ni talar bra latin! (Swedish for: you speak good latin)

68. Dr. Awkward

69. Oh poop ho!

70. Neil, an alien

71. Racecar

72. Was it a cat I saw?

73. Do geese see God?

74. Emily's Sassy Lime

75. 2/02/02

76. Kayak

77. T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I'd assign it a name: 'Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet'.

78. Rats live on no evil star

79. Oh no! Don Ho!

80. Smart trams

81. SPAM maps

82. Name no one man

83. Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna

84. Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap

85. Level? No, I tan, I'm at no contamination level

86. Now, Ned, I am a maiden nun; Ned, I am a maiden won.

87. We repaid a no name Pacific ape man on a diaper, ew!

88. Yo, boy! Trap gnus, nude. 'Kangaroo Rag' naked unsung party, O boy!

89. Did I strap red nude, red rump, also slap murdered underparts? I did!

90. Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

91. Degas, are we not drawn onward, we freer few, drawn onward to new eras aged?

92. Garret, I ogle. Enemy democrats party; trap star comedy men, eel goiter rag.

93. Lived on Decaf, Faced no Devil

94. Evil olive.

95. Tar rat

96. Star rats

97. Yo bro, free beer for boy

98. I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori

99. Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic

100. 20:02 20/02 2002

101. Was it a car or a cat I saw?

102. Liam and Edna mail.

103. 111,111,111 * 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321

104. A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

105. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

106. I'm a lasagna ham, ma hang a salami.

107. Noise: Lenin is an asinine lesion.

108. Sinatra tall a Tartan is.

109. Ma's made la cheese, eh Cal, Edam, Sam?

110. Animals are all in a vanilla era's lamina.

111. Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.

112. A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.

113. A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda

114. Tara Lee has a lad; alas, a heel, a rat.

115. Dana did an ad.

116. A hero, glad Al Gore. Ha!

117. Keep eels asleep. Eek!

118. A toyota.

119. Star comedy by democrats.

120. Golf? No, sir. Prefer prison flog.

121. Step on no pets.

122. Dennis and Edna sinned.

123. A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal - Panama.

124. No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.

125. God, a red nugget. A fat egg under a dog.

126. Live on time, emit no evil.

127. Dogma: I am God

128. Toronto, I riot! No rot! (Inspired by garbage strike in Toronto).

129. Llama mall.

130. Rot in a jar of pot no dumb mud on top for a janitor.

131. Now sir, a war is never even sir, a war is won.

132. No lemon, no melon

133. Flee to me, remote elf.

134. As I pee, sir, I see Pisa.

135. Did Bob poop? Bob did!

136. Dennis ,Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo,

137. Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena,

138. Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan,

139. Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne,

140. Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina,

141. Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

142. Bird rib

143. Drowsy sword

144. Pullup

145. Civic

146. Senile felines.

147. Step on no pets.

148. Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.

149. Poor Dan is in a droop.

150. No it is open on one position.

151. Lonely Tylenol.

152. I saw rail rats live on radar. No evil-star liar was I.

153. A Dan, a clan, a canal, Canada.

154. Yo basil is a boy.

155. Murder for a jar of red rum.

156. Race fast, safe car.

157. Too bat I hit a boot.

158. Warsaw was raw.

159. A santa at NASA.

160. I prefer PI.

161. Put Eliot's toilet up.

Unfortunately no source was given for these quotes - but I do hope they are true.

1. The future of "I give" is "I take."

2. The parts of speech are lungs and air.

3. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

4. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

5. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.
Hydrogin is gin and water.

6. (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

7. A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

8. The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

9. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it
through an aviator.

10. Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

11. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.

12. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and
you sit on the bottom.

13. We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk
from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

14. One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

15. A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly
constipated authorities.

16. One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

17. To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it
drips into the throat.

18. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

19. The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

20. Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious
feelings.

21. The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top
and plural at the bottom.

22. Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

23. The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

24. In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

25. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

26. In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

27. A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.

Apparently, at some time these accounts were all genuinely active.

10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu
9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme@fu.edu
8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - blowmegd@dropdrawers.com
7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) - dickinme@iup.edu
6. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk@lvu.edu
5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com
4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker@pu.edu
3. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) - ibballin@bsu.edu
2. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada) - btkisser@bendover.com
1. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us) - ihadcock@tru.com