Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

My bus journey home which usually takes less than twenty minutes lasted for over an hour today. To begin with, the bus was nearly ten minutes late arriving at the bus stop; then we were delayed by a farmer walking his cows through a village and later by a convoy of agricultural vehicles...and finally, to top it all; hardly moved for half an hour because a white van was abandoned in the middle of the road with one of its wheels missing.

What was the name of Madonna's concert tour in 1990? Blond Tart

How many wheels does a unicycle have? Two

Which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as the term for a female sheep? Baa

In books that are written in English, each line is printed and read starting at which side of the page? The right

In agriculture, irrigation involves supplying farmland with which substance essential for growth? Weeds

In nature, most unripe fruit is which color, purple or green? Plum

In slang, which three-letter word precedes "shop" to make a rhyming term for a police station? Nick

In superstition, people salute which black and white bird when it is seen alone? Penguin

The term 'Rubenesque' derives from which 17th Century artist? Aretha Franklin

In traffic, what 'J' is where two roads meet? Jool carriageway

In human anatomy, the umbilicus is a scar in the center of the abdomen that is more commonly known by what five-letter name? Button

What "A" is the term for a set of symbols in which each character represents a simple speech sound? Aural

In solid geometry, What H is the name given to half a sphere? Half a circle

In medicine, the phrase "contagious disease" literally means an illness that is spread by which of the five senses? Sight.

In science, what was the surname of the German physicist who is credited with the invention of the mercury thermometer? Mercury

In comedy, Ernie Wise was frequently teased by Eric Morcambe for having short, fat, hairy what? Hair (Correct answer: Legs)