Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?
Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?
Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?
What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
What did cured ham actually have?
Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?