Posts archive for: 10 November, 2006
  • Interesting facts about water and Coca Cola.

    1. Seventy-five percent of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
    (Likely applies to half world population.)

    2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often
    mistaken for hunger.

    3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

    4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of
    the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

    5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

    6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could
    significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

    7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with
    basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

    8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it
    can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50%less likely to develop
    bladder cancer.

    9. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. [To where though?]

    10. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the
    "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke
    removes stains from vitreous china.

  • One-liners for women.

    Women's One Liners

    I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

    A hard-on does not count as personal growth.

    This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    Do I look like a fricking people person?

    I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

    Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil.

    Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

    I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.

    Okay, okay I take it back. Un-Fuck you!

    Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

    Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    And which dwarf are you?

    How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    It's not the size that counts, it's the, umm, actually it is the size.

  • Genuine comments on CVs.

    Submitted to a BBC forum.

    In rare moments of solitude I like to spend time with my parents' sheep and goat.

    I like to collect hovercraft and eels. Sometimes my eels escape.

    Interests: marital arts.

    I attend church regally.

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