Canada
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. Citizens may not publicly remove bandages. It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
It's illegal to climb trees.
"For Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.
It is illegal to pretend to practise witchcraft.
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.

Denmark
Before starting your car you are required to check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn.
If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car.
One may not be charged for food at an inn unless that person, by his or her own opinion, is "full".

France
Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of music on the radio must be by French artists.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

Germany
Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
It is illegal for one's car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.

Israel
Bicycles may not ridden without a licence. Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig. Picking one's nose on the Sabbath is illegal.

South Africa
Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart.

Swaziland
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers.