About half an hour ago I nearly walked into the glass doors that lead into the foyer area at the HSBC Bank where the cash dispensers are...the rest of the building is closed - there are security shutters fitted. There's a sign on the doors that reads; 'Caution: Automatic Doors' and I was assuming that they'd open automatically, but I was mistaken. On Sundays [and whenever the bank isn't open] the doors aren't automatic - you need to press a green button......so shouldn't the sign be changed to: 'CAUTION: THESE DOORS ARE NOT AUTOMATIC'?

Is there another word for synonym?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If God sneezed, what would you say to him?
Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Which do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss and not a near hit?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
If all is not lost, where is it?
What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
Instead of putting pictures of criminals in the post office, why aren't they put on stamps so postman could look for them while they deliver the mail?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing cricket without a box.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the lads.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning and farting.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.