When man was created, all parts of the body argued who should be boss.

The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all thoughts.

The eyes said he should be boss since without him, man wouldn't be able to see.

The legs then countered this by saying that it was him that brought man wherever he wanted to go.

The stomach argued that it was him that provided nutrition for the whole body and he should be boss.

Then the asshole applied for the job.The other parts laughed so hard that the asshole got angry and closed up for a week. The stomach got upset, the legs went wobbly, the brain started to go wonky and the eyes got crossed. Finally, they conceded that the asshole will be the boss.

This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an asshole.

Something I've just found because I've got nothing any better to do this early on a Sunday morning until the newspapers arrive at the newsagent's.

What the world needs now is some soap that looks like poop.

"Nope It's Soap" claims to have a coffee scent, and can be used as an exfoliator.

Got a kid with a dirty mouth? Tell him you're gonna wash his mouth out with this!

The manufacturer claims that each bar pile of soap is hand made, and unique, no molds, no mass production. Just like the real thing.