Posts archive for: 29 March, 2007
  • What's under your bed?

    A survey of the things people find under their beds turned up some bizarre results, from sweaty socks to sex toys.

    And one man looked underneath his bed - to find his wife's secret girlfriend, reports Sky News.

    The survey, by hotel chain Travelodge, said people also found dirty plates, guitars and a mouldy Chinese takeaway.

    One of the 2,000 adults questioned returned home to find his wife under the covers and a 'rustling sound' coming from under the bed. It turned out to be his wife's girlfriend.

    One woman feared a gas leak only to discover the source of the stench came from a pair of her husband's sweaty football socks left festering for two years.

    Another man was helping his mother-in-law move her bed only to find her collection of adult toys.

    Over a third of those polled said they only vacuumed under the bed once a year. One in four would be embarrassed if someone looked under their bed.

    Travelodge spokesman Wayne Munnelly said: "Your bed is a haven and its surroundings should be clean and clutter-free to aid a good night's sleep and that includes under your bed."

  • Women

    What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18 , 28, 38 and 48?

    Age 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    Age 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    Age 28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.

    Age 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    Age 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

  • Thursday Morning

    My regular tasks on the computer for the next couple of hours:

    Post my blog.

    Read other blogs and post comments.

    Monitor all my bookmarked news and current affairs sites

    Check my emails

    Find yesterday's edition of 'Lost' on one of the TV episodes download sites and watch it.

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