Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

I've never come across these before. I was just viewing random pages on Wikipedia.

Keeper of Harvests
Cat
Frederick's Honours
Rooster
Hot Air Balloon
Line of Logs
Electricity Generator
Mast
Northern Fly
Owl
Printshop
Flamingo
Guardian of the Pole
George's Psaltery
Apple-bearing Branch
Charles' Oak
Sceptre of Brandenburg
Sundial
Reindeer
Poniatowski's Bull
Herschel's Telescope
Tortoise
Tigris River
Solitary Thrush
Wasp

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."