Posts archive for: 12 June, 2007
  • Some Former Constellations

    I've never come across these before. I was just viewing random pages on Wikipedia.

    Keeper of Harvests
    Cat
    Frederick's Honours
    Rooster
    Hot Air Balloon
    Line of Logs
    Electricity Generator
    Mast
    Northern Fly
    Owl
    Printshop
    Flamingo
    Guardian of the Pole
    George's Psaltery
    Apple-bearing Branch
    Charles' Oak
    Sceptre of Brandenburg
    Sundial
    Reindeer
    Poniatowski's Bull
    Herschel's Telescope
    Tortoise
    Tigris River
    Solitary Thrush
    Wasp

  • Enthusiasm

    A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.

    After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor.

    He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

    Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

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