Posts archive for: 16 June, 2007
  • All God's Creatures

    A guide dog is reportedly helping to lead the hymns every Sunday at a Welsh chapel.

    Teddy the golden retriever has become a member of the small congregation at Rehoboth in Five Roads, near Llanelli, where he is adding his bark to the singing.

    The five-year-old has been attending services with his carer Nona Rees since February but in the last month he has started to play a more vocal role.

    Mrs Rees told the BBC that the dog only joins with the rousing hymns and often takes a break to sleep during sermons.

    She has been looking after the golden retriever while his owner recovers from illness.

    "Everywhere I go he goes," she said. "He just used to put his head down and sleep but then one day started to join in - I did not know where to look."

    But she said other members of the congregation seemed quite happy with the extra voice so he has continued attending on Sundays ever since.

    "It's not every hymn - its the faster ones and the higher ones he joins in," added Mrs Rees

    "He's a lovely working guide dog and I will be very sorry to see him go when he returns to his owner."

    Chapel organist Jim Jones added: "We are only a small chapel - usually there are less than 20 of us - but they are all singing a bit louder so they can be heard over Teddy."

  • Homesick

    A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

  • Top Blogs

    According to my visitor and pageview stats on Sitemeter, for the past week and a half my blog's been about fifty percent more popular than normal.
    However, during this same period it hasn't once been listed in the Top Twenty Blogs, when previously it was regularly appearing there.

    I haven't a clue how the list is calculated. I've read other people's blogs making the same point...it must be one of life's unsolved mysteries.

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