Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

I've been feeling a bit uncomfortable this morning; I'm experiencing a lot of static electricity discharges through my hair and clothing. I don't really understand why this is happening, since we had a severe storm last night with plenty of thunder and lightning - I would have thought that this would have cleared the air.

Maybe we're due another storm later today.

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.
''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.'' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.
A little old lady sitting there whispered, ''There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.''