Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

I've just taken this personality test that was linked to a blog friend's post [I can't remember whose though; my mum's just rung me and I've been speaking to her for about fifteen minutes.]

Anyhow, here's the link to the test.

According to my answers, I'm a reserved idealist with the following list of traits.

Very functional
Very high masculinity
Slightly high confidence
Imaginative
Average empathy
Slightly low extrovertism
Slightly low authoritarianism
Low openness
Low trust
Low spontenaiety
Low attention to style.

Overall it's quite a postive assessment...but would it actually give anyone really negative results though?

Swiss authorities uncovered an illegal cannabis farm after locals complained about a stoned deer.

The deer had reportedly been attacking hikers, sleeping in roads and even wandering into homes and stores.

Forest rangers in Trient, Switzerland, launched an investigation after numerous complaints.

They discovered an illegal cannabis farm set up by two locals, who were arrested as they went to harvest their crop.

A German pensioner who hid her life savings in a vacuum cleaner dust bag because she didn't trust banks had them thrown out by her cleaner.

Margarethe Willemsen, 80, from Hanover, had stashed her life savings of £57,000 in an old vacuum cleaner bag.

But a new cleaning lady she had employed found the bag in a cupboard and threw it out, thinking it was rubbish.

Willemsen managed to get the cash back though after she called the local rubbish collection service - which sent a team to sift through 45 tons of rubbish at a tip to find the bag.

She said: "I thought it would be the perfect place to hide my cash but I was obviously wrong."

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Uncle Joe was hired by a warehouse. But one day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.

Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Uncle Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.

"How much will it cost?" asked Uncle Joe.

"About $4,500," said the owner.

"What a relief!" exclaimed Uncle Joe. "I've finally got job security!"