Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

Newspaper ads can be expensive. As a result, many companies abbreviate
words. Thus "Sry" instead of salary etc. However this company cut just one
corner too many:

"Wanted: Office Ass."

I've just bought some frozen fish; on the box it's described as whitefish fillets - produce of China.

I eat a lot of fish, but I don't think I've eaten any caught in Chinese waters before.

The illustration on the box makes it look delicious...I'll be finding out in a couple of ours when I have my dinner [lunch.]

Four fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says,
"Oy, get out! We don't want your type in here."

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.