Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

A neurotic builds castles in the air.
A psychotic lives in them.
And a psychiatrist calls once a week to collect the rent.

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Miss Ann Keeps,
The Cockwell Inn,
Tillit,
Herts.,
CU4 1OK

I've been living in my current house for five years now and I'm a lot happier here than in the previous place I lived, a top floor flat in a large house converted into three flats. The main advantages of where I'm living now are that I have my own front door and private garden at the back…there's even a swing hanging from one of the boughs of the oak tree. If someone knocks at the door it's usually because they want to speak to me and not like it used to be when my buzzer would ring and it was people asking the whereabouts of the other tenants…or could I possibly pass on messengers.

I've got a bath; which I much prefer to a shower , separate sitting room, study/computer room and two bedrooms…much better than my previous accommodation consisting of a combined bedroom/sitting room, a kitchen where the ceiling was so low I couldn't stand up properly and a bathroom that was actually out on the landing.

Finally, the neighbourhood's a lot nicer - there aren't prostitutes or drug dealers on every street corner.