Posts archive for: 10 October, 2007
  • Aussies told to eat moths

    Australians are being urged to get rid of a plague of moths - by eating them.

    The "munch a moth" campaign is being led by Jean-Paul Bruneteau, 51, a French-born chef, reports the Daily Telegraph.

    He first began eating the brown bogong moths eleven years ago while researching a book on bush tucker eaten by Aborigines.

    "They have a lovely popcorn flavour, like hazelnut," he said.

    Mr Bruneteau, who has run "bush tucker" restaurants in Sydney and Paris, suggests pulling off the furry wings, then popping the moths in the oven for three minutes in a splash of canola oil.

    Alternatively the chef, recommends putting them through a coffee blender and sprinkling them into an omelette, pancake or crepe.

    Martyn Robinson, a naturalist who works at the Australian Museum in Sydney, is another dedicated moth muncher, preferring to catch them on his windowsill, hold them by the wings then pop them in his mouth.

    But Mr Robinson's initial enthusiasm for eating the native moths waned after he discovered that they contain high levels of arsenic, the result of eating farm crops sprayed with pesticides.

    He also warns about their fat content: one study found that 3oz of bogong moth abdomen contains three times as much fat as a Big Mac.

  • The Importance Of Correct Pronunciation

    On a visit to the United States, Charles de Gaulle was honoured at a banquet in the White House. Seated beside his wife was an official who spoke no French, but who tried to engage her in conversation by asking
    "Madame de Gaulle, what do you think the most important thing in life is?"
    "A penis", she replied.
    Overhearing, her husband said gently "I believe, my dear, that in English it is pronounced 'appiness."

    Mispronouncing the same word features in another popular anecdote. In an interview many years ago, the British comedian and entertainer Ked Dodd told the audience that when singing the lyrics to his hit song "Happiness" likewise he would always say 'a penis.'

  • Funny Malapropisms

    From a language forum: people writing about their own embarrassing experiences.

    My sister was going out for the evening and my dad wanted to ask if she had her overnight bag. He was going to say either kit or clothes, but instead he said "Do you have your clit?"

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    We often refer to our cat flap as "the flat cap."

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    I once had the misfortune to be with my Dad when he had to return a faulty electric tin opener to a shop in Carlisle.

    He had had enough of electric tin openers, so when the young girl behind the counter asked if he wanted a replacement one he said he just wanted a refund and a manual tin opener.

    EXCEPT he forgot the word manual, and asked for a "you know, a hand job".

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