Posts archive for: 4 October, 2007
  • Sputnik

    I notice that on Google's homepage today there's an image of Sputnik to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of mankind placing satellites in space. We don't seem to have progressed much in those five decades though; twelve years later, in 1969 NASA reached the Moon - but nothing since.

    I've always been interested in astronomy and space exploration. As a child I remember collecting cards that you got free with packets of tea. One particular series was concerned with the manned exploration of space and depicted the likely spaceship which would take astronauts to Mars in 1988 - that was a bit optimistic.

    On the same subject, a couple of weeks ago I was reading an article which said that the Americans could have funded a mission to Mars eleven times over for the same amount of money as they've spent on the Iraq War. It's all a matter of politics and priorities I suppose: I can just about remember the Apollo Moon landings and would certainly be following very closely any future mission to Mars - it's not likely to happen for decades though.

  • Back In The USSR

    With modern medical conveniences coming into Russia since the USSR's breakup, many Russians still have to learn how to do things that westerners understand from modern culture.

    One Doctor working in an outback part of the country was visited by a old Russian man with severe constipation. Being in a hurry, the doctor gave the poor Russian some suppositories and sent him away with a scheduled checkup in three days. Three days passed and the old Russian man arrived back at the doctors.

    "So how did those work for ya?", the doctor asked.

    The old Russian, with a look of disgust replied: "Doctor! They tasted like shit; They stuck in my throat; and for as much good as they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my ass!"

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