Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down."
Posts archive for: 14 December, 2007
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Homeward Bound
@ 14 Dec. 2007 – 11:46:17
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Gossip
@ 14 Dec. 2007 – 07:49:39
Two women were talking about the new hunk in the neighbourhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
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Over the limit and far away.
@ 14 Dec. 2007 – 05:48:35
Motorist filled car with petrol through window.
Hungarian police are hunting an early morning driver who poured 150 litres of petrol through the back window of his car.
He then staggered back into the driver's seat and drove off with petrol dripping on the floor at the petrol station at Nyiregyhaza.
Police suspect the confused motorist was either very tired or very drunk.
A police spokesman said: "When staff spotted what he was doing he was almost finished - and then he drove off before they could stop him.
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