A man came home from work sporting two black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!" "I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get the second black eye?" "Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I pushed it back in."
Posts archive for: 17 December, 2007
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An Unusual Poem
@ 17 Dec. 2007 – 09:43:23
This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of maths textbooks).
((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0
Or for those of us who have trouble with reading the poem:
A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven, plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more. -
Does advertising work?
@ 17 Dec. 2007 – 06:34:14
There's currently an advertising campaign running on TV and I'm not really sure what's being advertised. It looks like they're trying to sell cars; but I've never heard of the company - Garmin; maybe it's a car insurance company, or offers some sort of special financing...I don't know. However, the advert could also be trying to sell mail order products, make-up, electrical goods or even satnav systems...I'll not be purchasing anything from the above list though.
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