When a man attempted to siphon petrol from a motor home
parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an
ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal
petrol and plugged his hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had.
Posts archive for: 22 December, 2007
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A right mouthful.
@ 22 Dec. 2007 – 18:31:20
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Who should you marry?
@ 22 Dec. 2007 – 09:33:10
Who to marry ...
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it ...Then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't
care about football,
and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ...Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticises what you do, doesn't
care if you
are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ...Then buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...
Then buy a cat!
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The scam that isn't a scam at all.
@ 22 Dec. 2007 – 05:58:58
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via cheque
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company cheque.
However, due to the name of the company, few people will present
these cheques to their banks. The name of the company:
"The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."
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