Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There are currently two Welsh poppies flowering in my garden; one orange and one yellow; not bad for the end of December. Compared with a lot of places I would say that the English climate is very benign.

Last week, whilst I was travelling on the bus to visit my parents I noticed how many plants are actually in bloom at this time of year in people's gardens; primroses and roses are the only ones I could identify from the bus though, but there were several more varieties. There are also quite a few impressive yucca plants in the Doncaster area as well.

More proofreading errors.

A quick guide to writhing in the social and physical sciences .

Most men make the mistake of not washing their faces thoroughly with hot soup and water before they begin shaving.

If we would only send young American tenors to stud abroad, they would return immensely improved.

He heard himself assailed as a self-centred financial executive who buttered his own beard.

He is visiting our town with the bitter half.

Mr. and Mrs. Chester Lynes, of Philadelphia, are pictured here in Delphi, Greece, where they exploded antiques.

He received his graduate degree in unclear physics.

During the current fiscal year, Kinney plans to increase the number of uninformed sergeants to a total of 42.

It is said that there are more golf curses per square mile in North Carolina than anywhere else in the world .

The best treatment for shock is to rape the patients in blankets.

The commander had a firm but genital hold on his men.

Would She Climb to Top of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely!

Alexander Hallilton was George Washington's closet companion.

David Cone's one-hitter was all but overshadowed by his rookie teammate's shitting.

He is a charismatic speaker and a major farce in politics

Texatron is to get $1,500,000 via the Northern lreland Office to keep the textiles and carpet factory open for another seven moths.