Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

Four engineering students were sitting around one day arguing
about who might've designed the human body. The first one said, "It
must've been a mechanical engineer. The human body has all those levers
and pivots and stuff - a mechanical engineer must have designed all that."
The second one said, "No, it had to have been an electrical engineer.
The complex way the nerves are wired up to the brain must have been
designed by an electrical engineer." Then the third one said, "No,
it must have been a chemical engineer. The nerve impulses all travel
through chemical release and chemical receptors.'' Finally, the fourth
one said, ``No, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste water
line through a recreational area?"

I've just had to re-register my free personal edition of Avast! antivirus software. It should now be valid for the next fourteen months. It's done a good job in protecting my computer up till now.

A man is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a binman," the man replies.
To which his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career..."
"Yes, I suppose, but he thinks binmen only work on Tuesdays!"