Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

Translators do it bilingually.
Interpreters do it simultaneously.
Linguists do it with their tongues.

A reporter interviewing a 104–year-old woman asked:
“And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”
“No peer pressure,” she replied

A council is calling for a review of EU law after being forced to spend £60,000 to move four newts.
Cheshire County Council had to move the great crested newts from a school development site because they are endangered.
When four were found on land at Fallibroome High School, Macclesfield, they had to be trapped, moved and a new pond built for them.
Councillor Barrie Hardern called the £60,000 cost of the scheme before the school could build "ludicrous".
"I find it extraordinary that the law requires public money to be spent at such a ludicrous level," he told the BBC.
When the amphibians were found on the site where the school wanted to build new sports facilities and an extension a costly mitigation exercise had to be undertaken which meant a new habitat had to be built.
But Natural England, the government body charged with protecting the newts, said it was important to look after every colony no matter how small.
Spokesman Jim Foster said: "In Cheshire, where this development occurred for example, in the end of the 19th Century there were about 42,000 ponds.
"But over the last century we've lost about 25,000 of those ponds, so that's the real reason why these animals need protecting because of the loss of their habitat."

I was walking into town earlier this morning and as I passed the police station I counted eleven police motorcycles lined up. I then realised that this afternoon Rovers are playing Leeds and the town will be placed under lockdown; all the town centre pubs will be closed for several hours, streets blocked off and many shop windows shuttered...and mounted police and police CCTV surveillance vans will be deployed, all because of a football match.

Rovers won at Elland Road last year though and so the Leeds fans won't be happy.

Last night I was looking at the TV schedules and at 7:30 [peak viewing time] all four BBC TV channels were showing repeats.

Is this why the TV licence is compulsory?

The day the TV licence is abolished, no-one will be happier than me.