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Posts archive for: 24 February, 2008
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An interesting strategy.
@ 24 Feb. 2008 – 07:32:20
A worker asks his boss for a pay rise:
"If you don't give me a £50 a week pay rise I'll tell everyone you gave me £100."
Does he get the rise?
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If she's a cake decorator why is she delivering junk mail?
@ 24 Feb. 2008 – 06:27:22
A home owner is being threatened with legal action after a woman claimed she trapped her hand in his letterbox while delivering unwanted junk mail.
Joy Goodman, a cake decorator, is seeking damages for personal injury and loss of earnings, claiming the top of her right index finger was severed when she delivered the mail. She claims she needs compensation because she is now unable to carry out her intricate job.
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