Posts archive for: 26 February, 2008
  • On a clear day...

    It's been a beautiful mild sunny day and so I took the opportunity to go for one of my favourite local walks; from Hickleton, along the top of Barnburgh Crags, Melton Plantation and then across the fields to Sprotborough.

    The views on a clear day along this route are extensive and I took along my binoculars. The strong winds spoilt things though; I couldn't hold then steady. Without using the binoculars I could see the high-rise flats at Sheffield (15 miles), Barnsley Town Hall (9 miles), and Doncaster town centre (6 miles). I also saw Ferrybridge, Eggborough and Drax power stations (all about 12 miles away to the north), and the Trent Valley Power stations (25 miles to the south east); counting Drax 'A' and 'B' separately and including the de-commissioned Thorpe Marsh it's possible to see seven major power stations (as I did earlier today) which between them probably produce a third of the country's electricity supply. Using the binoculars I managed to locate the wind farm at Penistone (15 miles) and the highest hills of the Pennines a few miles further away. I was once told that with exceptionally good eyesight and perfect viewing conditions, it is possible to see both York Minster and Lincoln Cathedral from along this walk - though not from the same place, or at the same time (due to the position of the sun.)
    I haven't seen either.

    It will probably be the final time that I'm able to follow this route across unspoilt countryside, since construction is soon due to begin on a wind farm in a field right next to the crags.

  • The Angry Passenger

    A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been 'withdrawn' from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.

    He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

    The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

    Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

    With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!"
    Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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