Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

I own several pairs of trousers, I'm not sure how many exactly though; but I've only got one belt and it's inconvenient having to remove the belt from one pair and then threading it onto another. So, I thought I'd buy another belt; well, when I found out that a belt costs just as much as a pair of trousers, I didn't bother.

Looks like another quirk of capitalism that I don't understand.

There is no anagram of the word 'anagram'

'Verb' is a noun.

ANTIBODY
against everyone

ARTERY
the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA
back door to a cafeteria

BANDAGES
The Rolling Stones

CAESAREAN SECTION
a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY
advanced study of poker playing

CAUTERIZE
made eye contact with her

COLIC
a sheep dog

COMA
a punctuation mark

CONGENITAL
friendly

CORTIZONE
the local courthouse

DILATE
to live longer

ENEMA
not a friend

ENTERITIS
a penchant for burglary

FIBRILLATE
to tell lies

GENES
blue denims

GENITAL
non-Jewish

GRIPPE
what you do to a suitcase

HANGNAIL
a coathook

HERPES
what women do in the Ladies' Room

HORMONES
what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid

IMPOTENT
distinguished, well known

INPATIENT
tired of waiting

LABOUR PAIN
hurt at work

MEDICAL STAFF
a doctor's cane

MINOR OPERATION
somebody else's

MORBID
a higher offer

NITRATE
lower than day rate

ORGAN TRANSPLANT
what you do to your piano when you move

ORGANIC
church musician

OUTPATIENT
a person who has fainted

PARALYSE
two far-fetched stories

PATHOLOGICAL
a reasonable way to go

PHARMACIST
person who makes a living dealing in agriculture

PLASTER CAST
the drunken roadies backstage at a rock concert

POST-OPERATIVE
a letter carrier

PROTEIN
in favour of young people

RECOVERY ROOM
place to upholster furniture

RED BLOOD COUNT
Dracula

SALINE
where you go on your boyfriend's boat

SECRETION
hiding anything

SURGERY
a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply

TABLET
a small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS
getting sick at the airport

TIBIA
country in North Africa

TUMOR
an extra pair

VARICOSE
very close

VEIN
conceited