I'll be forty six years old on my next birthday. Most men of my age are showing advanced signs of baldness, but not me; my hair is as thick as it's ever been - and still a bloody nuisance…but I'm showing a few gray hairs around my temples. My major gripe with my hair though is that it's starting to sprout everywhere; inside my ears and nostrils, on the backs of my fingers and the tops of my toes, on my chest and back and even up the crack of my arse.