References to local towns:
Doncaster - the penis (a reference to 'dong' and 'dildo')
Barnsley - a female who drinks and smokes heavily, usually to the severe detriment to her health
- someone who crashes forklift trucks into walls
Sheffield - an out-of-work prostitute, usually seen hanging around them bars looking for desperate clients
Pontefract - anything that sounds like it is Welsh, or in Wales; but actually isn't
Scunthorpe - a sly way of calling someone a 'cunt'
