Posts archive for: 24 March, 2008
  • Defining Yourself

    Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

    The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

    The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

    They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

    She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

  • Quote

    It was a brave man who was the first to eat an oyster. - Mark Twain

    'Braver than me.' - My Response

  • This hasn't happened before when using my computer.

    Is it possible to accidentally copy and paste an entire Microsoft Word 97 file without even opening it? My computer seemed to be trying to do this when I clumsily clicked on about three different files at once.

  • A bit of a bummer

    A German pensioner is suing a hospital after she checked in for an operation on her leg - and woke up to find she had been given a new anus.
    The clinic in Hochfranken in Bavaria has suspended the surgical team concerned after they apparently mixed up the notes for two patients.
    The woman complainant was expecting an operation on her leg, while another patient, suffering from incontinence, was scheduled for surgery on her sphincter.
    The woman, who still needs to have the leg operation, is planning to sue the hospital and is looking around for another hospital to carry out the work.

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