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Turkey court mulls party ban case

This is a headline from the BBC Online news page. What exactly does it mean though?

Is there a special court for turkeys?
Does the King of the Turkeys have his own royal household?
Have turkeys been having a party and drinking too much mulled wine, and now they're banned from having any more parties?
Have turkeys formed their own political party and are now planning ousting Gordon Brown frm power?

A Brighton flat is on the market with a bath in the kitchen and the only toilet on the balcony.
The property in Hanover Street, Brighton, one of the most unusual in the country, is expected to fetch between £100,000 and £130,000 at auction next month.
The four room flat boasts the innovative kitchen space-saving feature of a bath with a hinged worktop, reports the Brighton Argus.
Auction manager Nick Muston, of estate agents Austin Gray, said: "It's an extraordinary place.