Minimalist poet, minimalist lifestyle

A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
No foul play was suspected in 69-year-old Sonny Graham's death at his Vidalia, Ga., home, investigators said. He was found Tuesday in a utility building in his backyard with a single shotgun wound to the throat, said Greg Harvey, a special agent with the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.

I need to sit a few inches away from my desk so that I can stretch my legs and fully extend my arm when using the mouse; however I also have to sit nearer so that I have something to rest my arms on whilst using the keyboard.

One of these days I'll have to get around to getting a proper ergonomic computer workstation...or maybe an ergonomically-designed body.

This man says to his friend, "You'll never believe what happened last night."

His friend says, "Well then, tell me what happened."

The man says, "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch."

She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door.