Things I do on Sundays, but not during the rest of the week...none of them are religious.

1...I tend not to get shaved; there's no-one around to see me, so why should I bother?

2...Buy [and read] a newspaper: usually the Sunday Times.

3...If I've got the money spare, treat myself to an 'evening special' from my local fish and chip shop...fish, chips, mushy peas and a sausage for £2.90.