Myself and clothes don't really get on. I have a lot of problems with them.

Here's a list:

Shirts/coats which split across the shoulders or under the arms.
Problems with fastening and unfastening sleeve buttonbs on shirts.
Shirts which don't reach far enough down my back.
Waistbands which roll up on my underpants.
Trouser legs which are too short.
Socks that keep rolling down.
Zips breaking and getting stuck.
Static electricity discharges when removing certain items of clothing.