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What a w*nker! from lee954 708 days old

Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis. Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary ...

The Survey from lee954 718 days old

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that ...

Biker's penis struck by lightning from lee954 763 days old

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak. Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember ...

The Importance Of Correct Pronunciation from lee954 768 days old

[ ... ] is?" "A penis", she replied. Overhearing, her husband said gently "I believe, my dear, that in English it is pronounced 'appiness." Mispronouncing ...

Asking for a pay rise from lee954 772 days old

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am always using my head ...

New U.S. tax announced! from lee954 827 days old

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of ...

They're not in the euro-zone yet. from lee954 898 days old

Serbs barter cows for penises Serbian men are swapping their prize cows to get a bigger penis. The bizarre exchange was revealed by the country's ...

Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case from lee954 969 days old

(Pennsylvania, AP) - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved ...

Watch Your Back! from lee954 1028 days old

Tattooist sued over penis prank An Argentinean football fan is suing a tattooist who drew a penis on his back instead of his favourite team's badge. The ...

Unusual culinary delicacy. from lee954 1042 days old

Man Eats His Own Penis Police in Malaysia say a man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it. They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that ...